What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

I avhe dyiaexls.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

a little girl gets raped

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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