what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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GONNA

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