- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

French people

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

So dont touch it

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

Santa Clogged my toliet

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

A man walks into a bar.

How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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