What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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want to go home? yea

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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lololololololololol

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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No

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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