- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

what do you call a cup?... a cup

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

womens rights!

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

Do you know that car over there? No.

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

no u

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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