Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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Gadaffi

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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