- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

What comes after "Q" R

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

Please don't rape me.

Osama Bin Laden dies.

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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