I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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i heart wiener

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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Thumbs this up

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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