Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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whats better than shoes feet

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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i hate you.

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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What comes after "Q" R

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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