- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Steering Wheel Face.

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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