The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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Bumsniffer

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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The WNBA

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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Anti Joke

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