How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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Tacos

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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Women"s Rights

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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