- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

A Muslim blows up a bar

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

A fat man buys a salad

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

A man. That is all.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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