Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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Child Prostitution.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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hi

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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Sea World Japan.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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