What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

A black person in the NHL

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

A horse walks into a bar...n

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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