- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock Opens Door

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

whats gay ? you

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