What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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women's lacrosse.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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W.N.B.A.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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Go away.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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Black people are clen.

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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