I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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