- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

I dislike old people.

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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