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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

An asian walks out of math class

Freddie Mercurys teeth

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

two fish are in a tank.

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

The glass is half an hour.

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

ollie is a fag so are you

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

want to go home? yea

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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