- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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