How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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Hey

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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I can't think of a joke!

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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Haha

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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noodles

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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