What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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Haha pizza

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i hate you.

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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