Sea World Japan.

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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Fuck her

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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lol

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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