Knock Knock. Shut up.

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

Fuck her

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

lol

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

Freddie Mercurys teeth

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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