what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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Bing

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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