- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Noah is Smart.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

look left now look right. washing machine

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

like my drawing of a white person?

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

Sea World Japan.

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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