What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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Canada

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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okay.....

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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96

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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knock knock come in

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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your face.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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Anti Joke

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