- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Women's Rights

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

jack shine has boobs

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

two fish are in a tank.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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