A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Miscarriages.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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