Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

your mother is so lesbian

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

Tacos

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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