- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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