Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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Thumbs this up

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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knock knock Come in.

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NEVER

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