ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

balls in ya mouf

oops

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

Women's Rights

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

women's rights.

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

Poopsack Jones

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

Jews for Jesus

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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