A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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World Of Warcraft

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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