Rebecca Black.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

Robin, get in the car.

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