- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

Womens rights.

The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS

What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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