- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

Q: What's the point? A: .

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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