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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

Why was the asian guy's eyes slanted? Your question is a very valid one that most people often wonder, but never really ask. It's called an epicanthal fold...please, NOT "slanted eyes". Many people consider this to be a derogatory description of the descendents or those of Eastern Asia (as do I, being half Korean), but most people are unaware of this and say it anyway. I'll assume you didn't know this. :) The epicanthal fold (what we have) is something that all babies are born with, but those who may not be of Eastern Asian origin will eventually lose. The purpose of this "fold" is to protect the eyes from extreme sunlight and cold weather. Most people of the this part of Asia originated in Mongolia where the weather conditions were very cold and harsh. Also, with most of this population, you'll notice that there exists some extra padding below the eyes as well. With all that white snow and the sunlight reflecting off of it, don't you think with time our bodies would develop some sort of defense for one of our most valued senses--our sight? It makes sense, doesn't it? Also, notice, that the farther south you travel in Eastern Asia the "rounder" the eye gets (their is less evidence of the epicanthal fold), since the climate gets warmer the farther south you go. Evolution, baby. So, Eastern Asian eyes are NOT really slanted. They just appear to be. Instead they just have that extra fold above the eyes that make them appear "thinner", if you will. If you want to sound halfway intelligent, please don't use the description "slanted eyes" anymore, since this will only make you seem like somewhat of a bigot (racist). (You might say it around the wrong person one day.) Sorry, but I'm just trying to give you some good advice. I hope I helped.

What lives underground? Grandpa

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

666 im christian

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

where do the women go? the womanarium

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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