There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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The glass is half an hour.

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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Miscarriages.

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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ollie is a fag so are you

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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Ancient Greeks rights

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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