Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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Womens rights.

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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GAY PEOPLE

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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Women

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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