Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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ruddell and dodds anal

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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