What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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