I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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KEVIN HART

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WNBA

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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i hate you.

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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