roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

co jo kurwa tocza?

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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