- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

An Irishman stays home

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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