- Anti Joke

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

obama is a good president

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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