holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

women's lacrosse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

whats gay ? you

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

Go away.

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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