A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

stuff and dogs {()}

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

Anti Joke

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