Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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Pickle!

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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arse

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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jack shine has boobs

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Time flies like a banana.

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Baseball

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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