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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

Time flies like a banana.

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

womans rights

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

gay marriage.

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Jake Bowar

Poop

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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