Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Boobs are nasty!

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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Women

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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