Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

What is brown and sticky?

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

Do you know that car over there? No.

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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