Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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a black father

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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lololololololololol

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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Get in the van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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