- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

An Irishman stays home

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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