A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

Dozer has a soul

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

obama is a good president

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

nine...eleven

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

Ancient Greeks rights

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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