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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

obama is a good president

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

Avery has crabs.

Hey what time is it. 3:15

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

Dozer has a soul

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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