- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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