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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

look left now look right. washing machine

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