- Anti Joke

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

A black person in the NHL

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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My butt!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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