A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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i fondle myself every night....

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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NEVER

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Womens rights.

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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the your face joke

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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