what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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womens rights

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memes

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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women's lacrosse.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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dead babies

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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roses are red, violets are violet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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