- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar.

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

Bumsniffer

what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

9/11

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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