How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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