- Anti Joke

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Women's Basketball.

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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