Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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