Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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