- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

Steve Jobs.

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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