Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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No.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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austins gay lolololol

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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My butt!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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