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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

People Eating Tasty Animals

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

Obama-Care

weiner? balls

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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