Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

What sucks?

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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