so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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69

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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