- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

whats gay ? you

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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