Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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im black

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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Mitt Romney for president.

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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