what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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the your face joke

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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ruddell and dodds anal

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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A black goes to college

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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What did you say? I don't know.

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The Holocaust

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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