Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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planking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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George W. Bush

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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The Economy

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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Communism

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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Grapefruit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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