Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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Your mom goes to college

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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