- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

potato farming

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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