Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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Pickles

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Jake Bowar

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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A seal walks into a club.

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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