how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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The WNBA.

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Kittens.

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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