- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

Obama-Care

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

Poop

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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