- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

Someone told me about this website.

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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