What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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i wish i was a tree !

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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Grapefruit.

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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Akshaytiger World

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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