Wolf Pussy

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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Adam Sandler.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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ps3

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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