How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

Penis in a box.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

An asian walks out of math class

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

cory is gay

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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