im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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A jew went to Germany.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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