Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

A jew went to Germany.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

Your mom goes to college

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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