- Anti Joke

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

OGC - tilt your head

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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