- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

A Mexican walks into a club.

boobs

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

potatoes

What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

Women's rights

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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