- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

knock knock Come in.

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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