A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What is brown and sticky?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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