How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Justin Bieber having an erection.

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

Women's rights.

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

the guy below me is gay

The WNBA

What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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