the chicken whent boomand then died

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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like my drawing of a white person?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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Penis.

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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suck my dick.

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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