- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

yo mama so fat she's fat

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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