- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Mitt Romney for president.

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

cot!

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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