- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

Which one is hardest?

why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

Rebecca Black.

What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

Do you know that car over there? No.

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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