- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

This is not a good joke.

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

"Hello." "Hi."

What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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