#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

Pavel Novak

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

So a baby seal walks into a club

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

My butt!!!!

Akshaytiger World

Knock knock. Come in.

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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