- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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