Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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planking.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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HTML

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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I came.

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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No.

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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Anti Joke

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