- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

ollie is a fag so are you

austins gay lolololol

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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