Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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Adam Sandler.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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