yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Amputations.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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minced oaths

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