Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Hey Caleb.

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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