Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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A guy is playing cod

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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No.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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