Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

So a baby seal walks into a club

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

How do magnets work?

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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