A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

you will die someday

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

Pavel Novak

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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