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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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