What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

Bin Laden is dead.

Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

potatoes

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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