- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

Women's rights.

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

My mom just died....

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

Rebecca Black

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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