What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

a black guy leaves prison

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

Your mom

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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