Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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My mom just died....

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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Steve Jobs.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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