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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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obama is a good president

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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