Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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ruddell and dodds anal

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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Women's sports.

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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