- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

Women's sports.

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

Why was johny late to school? He died

What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

the chicken whent boomand then died

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

Nah

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

knock knock go away ok

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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