- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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