A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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Knock Knock Come in

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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