A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Dozer has a soul

women's rights

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

knock knock whos there .. derp

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

Women's Rights

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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