What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

What is an anti-joke? This is.

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

WTF BOOOOOM

Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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