Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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