How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Anti Joke

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