Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? I cant make a good joke.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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Penis.

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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knock knock your gay

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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