why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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whats really hot the sun

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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