whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Yeah, totally.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

I can Nazi

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

what do you call a black man named mike

Time flies like a banana.

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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