- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

9/11/2001

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

What does a tree do all day? Boredom

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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