a man walked out of church and said F***!

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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I am really good at math debating

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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YOLO

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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No

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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