Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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Small titties.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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minorities.

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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