- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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