man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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Jokes are funny.

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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There was a homeless man living all by his lonesome on a street corner, desperately begging for money. Suddenly, a car comes to a screeching halt and out of the window flies a thin, square piece of plastic. The hobo successfully catches it in both hands. "Whats dis?" he says, "What da hick can I do wid a stinkin wada plastic?" he says, failing to realizing the significance of the thin square of plastic, for he is but a hobo and has been out of touch with reality for quite some time. After some time, he gains back his common sense, "Aha!" he shouts, "it is but a condom!" A few days pass, the man wondering alone in search for a way to make use of his prized, plastic square. He encounters a beautiful female hobo (at least he thinks she is) and they make love. So not only does the hobo make use of the silly condom (which expired-he just doesn't know) he get's laid and keeps warm in the brutal winter weather by getting cozy with the hobo chick. There are some pros in being a hobo, you know. After a month, both hobos make the faithful decision to join their cardboard boxes together, thus creating a new home where they live happily ever after <3

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knock knock go away ok

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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