What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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you just lost the game!

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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