Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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minced oaths

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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