What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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Anti Joke

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