Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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penis that is all

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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