Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

planking.

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

A baby seal walks into a club...

So dont touch it

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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