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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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you will die someday

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So dont touch it

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

You know George Washington? He died.

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

What is worse than hell?

weiner? balls

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

you will die someday

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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