What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

Benevolent villain.

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

Sit on Santas lap Boner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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