- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Asians

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

antijokes

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

It says so on your cap.

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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