Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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Working hard or hardly working????

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S.O.P.A

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tim rafter died no one cared

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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