Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Penis

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

Chuck Norris

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

Asians

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

imadewords

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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