- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

robin, get in the car.

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

potato farming

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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