How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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robin, get in the car.

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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