You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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minced oaths

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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what time is it rape time

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