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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

whats funny? ebola and 911

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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