Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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WNBA

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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A man. That is all.

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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Gestapo.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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