- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man. That is all.

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

Gestapo.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

Freddie Mercurys teeth

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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