Microsoft Windows

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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Hellen Keller

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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Looks through the peephole.

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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