- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

I came.

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

So dont touch it

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

NEVER

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

women's rights

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??