A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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Penis

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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