- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler was Jewish.

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

My mom.

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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