What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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potato farming

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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