Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

I only like NY as a friend.

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

It says so on your cap.

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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