Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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Canada

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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Nah

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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