What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

Hitler was Jewish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

My friends are like trampolines I have none

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

Barack Obama

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

You know George Washington? He died.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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