A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

What's white and very boney? A bone

Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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