- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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