Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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what time is it rape time

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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Anne Frank.

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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Pickles

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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I cant think of one (._. )

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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